Rain

May 28, 2013

rain

You can’t lie away the pain
But you can hide it for a while
Whitewash covers up a stain
Like a fresh coat of denial

You can’t drink away the pain
It’s such a sad and silly goal
And if you don’t go insane
You might just wash away your soul

You can’t laugh away the pain
By insisting it’s not real
When your dreams go down the drain
Don’t pretend that you don’t feel

I can’t love away your pain
But I can help you through the day
We’ll walk together in the rain
It’s never gonna go away

Richard W. Bray

Heroes (In Memory of Cheryl Rupp)

May 22, 2013

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It’s a rough and tumble universe
You’re gonna take some lumps
Now and then all of us
Are gonna get the grumps
It’s easy to be glum
In a world with so much bad
To celebrate misfortune
And paint the sky with sad

That’s why I admire
Folks who face the day
With a cheerful disposition
Whatever comes their way
You can be a hero
With a smile on your face
Attack this cruel, cruel world
With gentleness and grace

Richard W. Bray

Living in the Friend Zone

May 18, 2013

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There’s a girl who works with me
She’s everything a gal should be
She’s gotta smile that makes me melt
The greatest joy I ever felt
Is when she laughs or just says Hi
I was born to be her guy

My tender heart will never mend
She said she likes me for a friend
I really thought that she’s the one
Now my lonely life is done

I sat and sat on our first date
She was seven hours late
She said it was a hectic day
She sent my sorry ass away
I called her up when I got home
She said she needs to be alone!

My tender heart will never mend
She said she likes me for a friend
I really thought that she’s the one
Now my lonely life is done

Richard W. Bray

Please Don’t Tell Me Who I Am

May 8, 2013

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I wake up in the morning
And I face a thousand choices
I ain’t gettin nothing done
If I hear the voices
Of everyone who thinks he knows
Just what I should be
My life ain’t about you, pal
Your life ain’t about me

Everyone who thinks they know
Just what I should do
Please don’t tell me who I am
And I won’t bother you

My life is a fulltime job
And I won’t get far
If I spend my precious time
Wondering who you are
So get yourself mirror
Cuz that’s where you will see
Everything you need to know
Bout who you need to be

Everyone who thinks they know
Just what I should do
Please don’t tell me who I am
And I won’t bother you

Richard W. Bray

Nowhere to Go

May 6, 2013

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I had a happy home
And I thought I needed more
I had a happy home
I don’t have it any more

Driving, driving nowhere
Don’t wanna go home
Driving, driving nowhere
I can’t stand myself alone
Driving, driving nowhere
And my gas is running low
Driving, driving nowhere
Cuz I got nowhere to go

I had a girl who loved me
What more can I say?
I had a girl who loved me
And I sent my girl away

Driving, driving nowhere
Don’t wanna go home
Driving, driving nowhere
I can’t stand myself alone
Driving, driving nowhere
And my gas is running low
Driving, driving nowhere
Cuz I got nowhere to go

Ain’t nowhere to go
I ain’t never gonna find
The lovin that I lost
Now I’m gonna lose my mind

Driving, driving nowhere
Don’t wanna go home
Driving, driving nowhere
I can’t stand myself alone
Driving, driving nowhere
And my gas is running low
Driving, driving nowhere
Cuz I got nowhere to go

Richard W. Bray

A Friend of a Friend

May 4, 2013

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A friend of a friend
Says bigfoot’s alive
He walks his chihuahua
On Huntington Drive

A friend of a friend
Slept on the lawn
He awoke in a hotel
His kidneys were gone

A friend of my cat
Fell out of a plane
The cat limped away
With a minor sprain

A friend of a friend
Is completely insane
Cuz an earwig attacked
And ate up his brain

A friend of a friend
Dropped some mints in his soda
The resulting reaction
Made his kitchen exploda’

A friend of a friend
Keeps a clone in the freezer
With all his spare parts
He’s the healthiest geezer

A friend of a friend
Got a knock on the door
From a friend who died
Twenty years before

A friend of a friend
Saw some lights in space
Then he got probed
In a delicate place


I swear on my life
I’m not a gullible guy
I believe it all
Cuz my friends don’t lie

Richard W. Bray

Nobody Ever Knows

April 30, 2013

crazymanlove

Love can take a mighty toll
Love can lacerate your soul
Love can mutilate your guts
Love can make your brain go nuts

Love is crazy
Love is wild
But it’s hardly ever mild
Love is groovy
Love is grand
But it never goes as planned
Love’s a ride
That thrills and throws
And nobody ever knows
What it’s gonna do to a man

Love can make the stars align
Love can make your whole world shine
Love can readjust your view
Love can make your whole life new

Love is crazy
Love is wild
But it’s hardly ever mild
Love is groovy
Love is grand
But it never goes as planned
Love’s a ride
That thrills and throws
And nobody ever knows
What it’s gonna do to a man

Richard W. Bray

Wastingtown, DC

April 26, 2013

 

corruptionWe’ll spend the people’s money as we please
Entitled to an endless building boom
Living in the District of Disease

We’ll charge a tariff every time you sneeze
We’ll tax your rest when you are in your tomb
We’ll spend the people’s money as we please

It’s still your country we just hold the keys
It’s still your cloth, but we control the loom
Living in the District of Disease

Be sure to pay your taxes and your fees
We need it to enlarge the endless room
We’ll spend the people’s money as we please

We won’t stop until you’re on your knees
Our project calls for universal doom
Living in the District of Disease

We squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze
And everybody else can suck on fumes
We’ll spend the people’s money as we please
Living in the District of Disease

Richard W. Bray

A Lesson Plan on Simple Sentences

April 23, 2013

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Step 1. Teach this lesson on parts of speech.

Step 2. Ask students what a simple sentence is. Correct working answer for the purposes of this exercise: A group of words that tells us what someone or something is or a group of words that tells us what someone or something does.

Step 3. Present the following examples of simple sentences.

N-V (noun/action verb)

Love hurts.

Batman returns.

N—V—N (noun/action verb/noun)

Horton heard a Who.

Mr. Blandings builds his dream house.

Note: In a N–V–N sentence the second noun must receive the action of the verb. Thus, Antonia eats pizza. is a N–V–N sentence, but Tuan walks around the lake. is a N–V sentence. (Around the lake is a prepositional phrase.)

N—LV—N
(noun/linking verb/noun)

Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

Time is a thief.

N–LV–ADJ (noun/linking verb/adjective)

The weather outside is frightening.

I feel pretty.

Note: Linking verbs include all the forms of the verb to be: is, are, was, were, be, being, been. The following words can act as linking verb, but only when they describe or rename the subject: feel, smell, taste, look, appear, seem, remain, stay, turn, grow.

In the sentence This soups tastes funny., tastes is acting as a linking verb.

However, in the sentence Guinevere tastes the soup., tastes is acting as an action verb.

Step 4. Group students in threes.

Step 5. Have each group generate a list of two N–V sentences, two N–V–N sentences, two N–LV–N sentences, and two N–LV–ADJ sentences on paper.

Step 6. Groups show sentences to teacher.

Step 7. Students write sentences on the board.

Step 8. Teacher reviews sentences as a whole–class activity.

Coming up: Lessons on complex and compound sentences that will knock your socks off.

Richard W. Bray

Multi-Faced Moron

April 17, 2013

 

You invite yourself to dinner
To tell me who’s a sinner,
Who’s a clown, and who’s a crook
You indulge in second helpings
While you spend the evening yelping
Then you tell the town that I can’t cook

You’re a multi-faced moron
Waging constant war on
Anyone you think you can defame
You’re a back-stabbing cretin
Who’s earned himself a seat in
The trash-talking loser Hall of Fame

Your boss, your maid, your friends,
Your neighbors and your kin
Hear you dishing dirt the livelong day
Your friends all know each other
And even your own brother
Knows you put him down when he’s away

You’re a multi-faced moron
Waging constant war on
Anyone you think you can defame
You’re a back-stabbing cretin
Who’s earned himself a seat in
The trash-talking loser Hall of Fame

You love to dish so bad
It fills your heart with glad
Every time a guy walks out the door
You’re a double-dealing clown
Who always brings me down
Don’t wanna see you round here any more

You’re a multi-faced moron
Waging constant war on
Anyone you think you can defame
You’re a back-stabbing cretin
Who’s earned himself a seat in
The trash-talking loser Hall of Fame

Richard W. Bray