Archive for the ‘Petcipe’ Category

Trigger Warning

October 21, 2016

zzzhide-bed

There’s a million scary things
To interrupt your day
Living brings encounters
That will make your feelings fray
There are unfamiliar places
There are words that people say

Here’s your trigger warning:
Time to make your way
There ain’t no safe spaces
To keep the world at bay
So leave your bed each morning
And go and face the day

You can hide in your dogma
You can hide inside your head
You can hide from scary words
That another person said

You can pitch a giant fit
You can tremble; you can twitch
Or you can try and stop acting
Like a helpless little bitch

by Richard W. Bray

Juliet and Roasted Almonds (by Gwendolyn)

December 23, 2014
Juliet

Juliet

Initially blanch raw almonds:

Bring water to a boil. Pour boiling water over almonds and let sit for 70 seconds. Drain and add almonds to a bowl of iced water for approximately one minute. Drain almonds again and peel. We found it easier to work in 1 to 2 cup batches as almonds peel easier when wet. Additionally, we found that adding one teaspoon of baking soda per cup of water to boiling water helps the almonds’ skin blister and makes them easier to remover. Allow almonds to dry for a bit before roasting.

To roast almonds:

Drizzle Extra Virgin Olive Oil over the almonds and toss to coat. Roast almonds in a preheated 275 degree oven on a rimmed cookie sheet for approximately 40 minutes or until they are honey colored (mixing every so often to be sure that the almonds do not burn). Turn off the oven and open oven door for approximately a minute to lower temperature and allow almonds to dry in oven as the oven cools down. Toss with extra fine sea salt or coarse sea salt depending on preference.

Max y Arroz Picoso (by richard)

December 22, 2011

Ingredients:

1 400 gram can of Zanahorias en Escabeche (Sliced Pickled Carrots with Jalapenos)
1 1/2 cups white rice (or brown rice if that’s what you’re into)
3 cups chicken broth
1 chopped bell pepper (or half a stalk chopped celery)
2 teaspoons olive oil

Directions:
Combine rice, vegetables and broth. Add oil and salt and pepper to taste. Bring to a boil and reduce to simmer until liquid disappears (approximately 20 minutes).

Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bread and Tivo (by Mia)

October 28, 2011

Tivo

Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bread

Ingredients

* 1 cup sugar
* 1 cup canned pumpkin
* 1/4 cup unsweetened applesauce
* 1/4 cup fat free vanilla yogurt
* 2 large egg whites
* 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
* 1 tsp ground cinnamon
* 3/4 tsp salt
* 1/2 tsp baking soda
* 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips
* cooking spray


Preparation

* Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

* Combine first 5 ingredients in a large bowl, and stir well. In a medium bowl, combine flour, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda. Add flour mixture to pumpkin mixture, stirring just until moist. Stir in chocolate chips.

* Spoon batter into a loaf pan coated with cooking spray. Bake for 45-50 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pan, then remove. Cool completely on wire rack. Makes 16 slices.

**To make it even healthier, try Splenda instead of sugar! I didn’t want to try it for the first time making it, but the next time I make it I’m going to try this to see how it compares!

Kona and Kahlua-Bananas (by Tom)

May 1, 2010


Kona

Kahlua-Bananas

Ingredients:

3 tbsp. butter
1/3 c. light brown sugar
4 Bananas; sliced half lengthwise
1/4 c. Kahlua

Directions:

In a large skillet melt the butter. Sprinkle in the brown sugar. Stir until dissolved. Add Kahlua. Heat until bubbling. Add bananas to the sauce. Cook to heat thoroughly, basting often for 3 to 5 minutes.

Serving suggestions:

Spoon bananas over Vanilla Ice Cream. Sprinkle on toasted almonds or chopped nuts.

Chloe and Corn Chowder (by Wayne)

April 19, 2010


Chloe


Chloe

Corn Chowder

Ingredients:

4 cobs of fresh corn
One medium size onion
Several cloves of fresh garlic
1/2 of a red bell pepper
1 cup half & half
1 1/2 cups water
Smart Balance brand margarine spread

Directions:

1. Slice onion and garlic and red pepper
2. Melt 4 tablespoons Smart Balance’ margarine spread in large skillet
3. Add onions/garlic/red pepper
4. Saute for ten minutes on medium heat, stirring until soft
5. Shuck and rinse fresh corn, then remove the corn form cob via serrated knife
6. Add corn to skillet and mix along with two more tablespoons of Smart Balance spread
7. Add 1 1/2 cup of water
8. Allow to cook on medium heat for ten minutes, stirring occasionally
9. Add 1 cup half & half
10. Cook another ten minutes on medium, stirring occasionally

enjoy…

Sophie and Twice Baked Potatoes (by Hilary and Richard)

April 14, 2010

Sophie
Sophie

(This is a recipe we first discovered at a cooking class in San Francisco. These hearty potatoes go great with any roast and are easily reheated for a fabulous next day lunch!)

Twice Baked Potatoes (Serves 4 to 6)

Ingredients:

4 large russet potatoes, about a pound each
Olive oil
1/2 cup light sour cream
1/2 cup milk (I use 1% or 2%)
2 T. butter, softened
1 T. heavy whipping cream
1 cup grated sharp cheddar
4-6 strips bacon
1/4 cup green onion
Hot sauce
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 400. Scrub potatoes clean and poke each in several places with the tines of a fork. Rub the potatoes all over with a little olive oil. Place directly on the middle or top rack of oven. Bake potatoes for 1 hour and 15 minutes or until cooked through. (They should give a little when pressed.)

2. If you’re short on time you can bake the potatoes in the microwave. (10 minutes on high heat for 2 potatoes and 15 minutes for 4 potatoes.) The skins of microwave baked potatoes aren’t nearly as crispy, so you may want to rub a little olive oil on them and finish them in a conventional oven for 10 minutes at 400.

3. While the potatoes are cooking, cook the bacon strips in a frying pan on medium-low heat for 10 to 15 minutes or until crisp. Drain on paper towels and let cool. Crumble.

4. Allow the potatoes to cool just to touch. Slice the potatoes in half lengthwise and use a spoon to scoop out the insides, forming a potato “canoe”. Leave about ¼” of potato on the skin.

5. Place the scooped out potato, sour cream, milk, cream and butter into a large bowl. Mash with a potato masher. Mix in the remaining ingredients, reserving a little of the green onion to sprinkle on the tops of the potatoes once they are baked. Season to taste with salt, pepper and hot sauce. Spoon filling into the potato shells.

6. Heat oven to 350. Place potatoes on a roasting pan and bake 15 to 20 minutes or until they are heated through and the tops are golden brown. Garnish with reserved green onions.

Note: To make the potatoes spicier, you could add a small can of fire-roasted diced green chilies in addition to the hot sauce.

Flan y Cosita (by Lourdes)

April 5, 2010


Cos

(This is a basic flan recipe that can be augmented with various flavorings, such as almond, coconut or pumpkin.)

Flan

Ingredients:

6 eggs
1 can condensed milk
1 can evaporated milk
2 tsp vanilla
pinch of salt
1 cup granulated sugar to caramelize

Directions:

1. Melt sugar in a saucepan over medium to low heat until sugar is golden in color. Pour into baking dish or mold, turning the dish to evenly coat the bottom and sides. Set aside.

2. Beat together in a large bowl the eggs, condensed milk, evaporated milk, salt and vanilla.

3. Pour egg mixture into baking dish and cover with aluminum foil.

4. Place dish in a bain-marie (water bath) and place in a 350 degree preheated oven for 60 minutes.

5. Let cool completely and carefully invert on a serving platter.

Mikey and Robbie and Marinated Steak (by Brian)

March 27, 2010

Mikey and Robbie (Rescue Dogs)

Marinated Steak

(This recipe was passed down through the generations of my family, and it produces the finest steak in all the existential lands.)

Ingredients:

Rib-Eye Steaks (or whatever is on sale)
One bottle or can of beer (Domestic if you love America as much as I do)
1/3 cup of Soy Sauce per pound
1 tablespoon Brown Sugar per pound (more or less to taste)
1/2 teaspoon of Garlic Powder per pound (more or less to taste)
A Pinch of Salt

You have many choices as to begin.

Directions:

First, kill and butcher a cow or just go to Vons.

Second, throw a pot or just use one from the cupboard.

Third, brew some beer or just use the market brand of your choice–I recommend Miller Lite.

Fourth, pour the beer in the new or old pot and mix in some soy sauce, brown sugar, and garlic powder with a dash of salt.

Fifth, tenderize your meat (I think we all know how painful that can be), by pounding it with your hands or stabbing it with a fork several times.

Sixth, place the meat in the marinade and either completely submerge it or remember to turn it every 15 minutes. Leave it in the marinade for at least an hour.

When the steak is fully saturated with the marinade either hold it over an open fire or just place it on the grill and cook to your desired level of taste, texture, and pleasure.

Serving Suggestions:

Now either enjoy with your bare hands (I call this Barbarian Style) or set a table and use your finest silverware (I call this Victorian Style). Either way you have yourself a steak that even the most discriminating connoisseurs will enjoy. Hell, even the Vegans will eat this in the privacy of their own homes.

Ginger Crinkles and Poe (by Tim)

March 17, 2010

Poe

(Here is one for one of my favorite cookies of all time that my parents used to make and now I do. They kick ASS!)

GINGER CRINKLES

Ingredients:

2 1/4 cups flour
2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 tsp ground cinnamon (more or less to taste)
1 tsp ground ginger (more or less to taste)
1 tsp ground cloves (more or less to taste)
3/4 cup soft shortening (I prefer using non-hydrogenated shortening…more expensive than Crisco, but your heart will thank you)
1 cup light brown sugar
1/4 cup light or dark molasses
granulated sugar for rolling dough balls in

Directions:

1. Sift flour together with baking soda, salt, and spices and set aside.
2. Beat shortening, brown sugar, and egg together until light and fluffy. A mixer makes this easier, but do it by hand if you’ve got endurance!
3. Add molasses to the shortening, brown sugar, and egg mix, and beat further until smooth.
4. Gradually add flour mixture and mix until well combined.
5. Cover bowl with plastic wrap or foil and chill for at least one hour.
6. Once dough is thoroughly chilled, heat oven to 350 degrees, lightly grease cookie sheets.
7. Roll dough into 1 1/2″ to 2″ balls, and roll the balls in the granulated sugar.
8. Place dough balls on cookie sheets about 4″ apart, and bake for 10 to 12 minutes until golden brown.
9. Cool cookies on wire racks and devour.

Best. Cookies. Ever.