A friend of a friend
Says bigfoot’s alive
He walks his chihuahua
On Huntington Drive
A friend of a friend
Slept on the lawn
He awoke in a hotel
His kidneys were gone
A friend of my cat
Fell out of a plane
The cat limped away
With a minor sprain
A friend of a friend
Is completely insane
Cuz an earwig attacked
And ate up his brain
A friend of a friend
Dropped some mints in his soda
The resulting reaction
Made his kitchen exploda’
A friend of a friend
Keeps a clone in the freezer
With all his spare parts
He’s the healthiest geezer
A friend of a friend
Got a knock on the door
From a friend who died
Twenty years before
A friend of a friend
Saw some lights in space
Then he got probed
In a delicate place
I swear on my life
I’m not a gullible guy
I believe it all
Cuz my friends don’t lie
Richard W. Bray
Tags: anal probes, bigfoot, earwigs, exploding Mentos, ghosts, Humor, humorous poetry, Poetry, ufos, urban legends
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