Posts Tagged ‘texting’

Dexter McTexter

February 10, 2013

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Dexter McTexter
Cooked some food to eat
He had to brag
So he sent his bros a tweet

Dexter McTexter
Heard a funny joke
Got out his thumbs
And told a thousand folk

Dexter McTexter
Stopped at a red light
Just long enough
To publicize his plight

Dexter McTexter
Scratched his derrière
It felt so good
He made his friends aware

Dexter is connected
Every second he’s awake
His overburdened brain
Never takes a break

Dexter needs the chatter
So he won’t feel alone
So damn helpless
Can’t do nothing on his own

Richard W. Bray

Overload

July 22, 2012

we’re all plugged in
we’re getting our reports
from everybody else
every minute of the day

perhaps we need
a little peace and quiet
before this deficit of solitude
fries all our circuits

by Richard W. Bray