Dexter McTexter
Cooked some food to eat
He had to brag
So he sent his bros a tweet
Dexter McTexter
Heard a funny joke
Got out his thumbs
And told a thousand folk
Dexter McTexter
Stopped at a red light
Just long enough
To publicize his plight
Dexter McTexter
Scratched his derrière
It felt so good
He made his friends aware
Dexter is connected
Every second he’s awake
His overburdened brain
Never takes a break
Dexter needs the chatter
So he won’t feel alone
So damn helpless
Can’t do nothing on his own
Richard W. Bray
Tags: chatter, helplessness, Humor, humorous poetry, Poetry, texting, texting while driving
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