December 9, 2011
I have students bring two copies of their rough drafts. While the students are doing their peer reviews, I scan the other copy, looking at the structure of the essays rather than proofreading them. The students are free to proofread one another’s essays.
Directions
1. Turn in one copy of paper to instructor.
2. Take two Peer Review Worksheets.
3. Get into groups of 3-4 Students.
4. Take turns reading papers ALOUD to group.
5. Pass paper clockwise (or counterclockwise if you’re feeling rebellious).
6. Silently read another student’s paper and fill out worksheet.
7. Repeat steps 5 & 6.
Rough Draft Peer Review Sheet
Author: __________________________________________________
Reader:__________________________________________________
Paper Title:_______________________________________________
This paper is ______pages long (excluding Works Cited page)
This paper includes a Works Cited page in MLA format: Yes No
Thesis statement is in paragraph # _____
Copy thesis statement verbatim.
Two enlightening quotations from sources that the author utilized are:
and
Two notable sentences that the author composed are:
and
What is the paper’s strongest feature?
An Amusing Teacher Story
During a discussion about ESP, a student informed the class that he possessed a “sixth scent.” Miraculously, I resisted the temptation to say, “You’re telling me, buddy.” (Life rarely provides such a perfect straight line.)
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: amusing teacher stories, Education, esp, freshman composition, funny teacher stories, high school, high school English, Language, Lesson Plans, peer editing, peer editing evaluation, straight lines, teaching
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December 2, 2011
Dishes
Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?
Did you forget to turn on the machine?
Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?
Why are they foul and obscene?
Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?
They s lack all luster and sheen.
Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?
Why are they yucky moldy green?
Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?
You look confused; don’t you know what I mean?
Are the dishes in the dishwasher clean?
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: children's poetry, Children's Literature, comedy, dirty dishes, dishwashers, Humor, humorous poetry, kids, lazy, messy, Poetry
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November 19, 2011
It would be redundant to say that Dave was “completely devastated” when his hamster died because there cannot be degrees of devastation. I can be extremely scared by radio reports of zombies in my neighborhood, but it would be inexact to say that I am extremely terrified. Conversely, it would be oxymoronic* to declare that Dave was only “slightly devastated” by the news of his hamster’s untimely demise.
For the poet (by which I also of course mean the novelist) the phrases completely devastated and slightly devastated have all sorts of wonderful possibilities. However, writers seeking precision with their words (students enrolled in a Freshman Composition class, for example) should avoid such phrases.
* George Carlin has helpful lists of redundancies and oxymora in his book Braindroppings
Evaluation
State whether the highlighted portions of the following sentences are redundant, oxymoronic, or grammatically acceptable.
1. I was a tad heartbroken when my wife left me for my younger brother.
2. My aunt is a little bit pregnant.
3. Dresden was totally incinerated by the Allied bombing.
4. Pizza is extremely overrated.
5. My cat was completely dead after the accident.
6. Gertrude was a little bit exhausted after studying six straight hours for her English exam.
7. Osvaldo was completely miserable after he lost the tiddlywinks tournament.
8. The traffic around here is somewhat slow after jai alai matches.
9. Pham was extremely furious when I told her the results from Dancing with the Stars.
10. Ted overdosed slightly on pain medication.
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: Braindroppings, Education, George Carlin, grammar, grammatical correctness, Language, Lesson Plans, logic, oxymorons, Redundancy, rhetoric
Posted in Education, George Carlin, Language, Lesson Plans, Morsel | 1 Comment »
November 6, 2011
Lies
The sky is green
The sea is pink
Babies don’t cry
And shit don’t stink
Money is sacred
People are not
What’s important
Is what you got
War is good
Bombs are smart
Might makes right
Killing is art
Anarchy is freedom
Lies are true
God loves us
More’n He loves you
Theft is liberation
Democracy, sublime
Self-defense is terror
Resistance is a crime
The sky is green
The sea is pink
Babies don’t cry
And shit don’t stink
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: lies, Poetry
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October 28, 2011
Tivo
Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bread
Ingredients
* 1 cup sugar
* 1 cup canned pumpkin
* 1/4 cup unsweetened applesauce
* 1/4 cup fat free vanilla yogurt
* 2 large egg whites
* 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
* 1 tsp ground cinnamon
* 3/4 tsp salt
* 1/2 tsp baking soda
* 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate chips
* cooking spray
Preparation
* Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
* Combine first 5 ingredients in a large bowl, and stir well. In a medium bowl, combine flour, cinnamon, salt, and baking soda. Add flour mixture to pumpkin mixture, stirring just until moist. Stir in chocolate chips.
* Spoon batter into a loaf pan coated with cooking spray. Bake for 45-50 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes in pan, then remove. Cool completely on wire rack. Makes 16 slices.
**To make it even healthier, try Splenda instead of sugar! I didn’t want to try it for the first time making it, but the next time I make it I’m going to try this to see how it compares!
Tags: baking, Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bread, cooking, dogs named Tivo, petcipe, Recipes, tivo
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October 22, 2011
A face devoid of love or grace,
A hateful, hard, successful face,
Devoid
I’ve studied all one needs to know ‘bout every little thing
I’ve scoured the biographies of philosophes and kings
I’ve meditated countless hours on all that I have learned
And I’ve concluded modestly that clearly I have earned
The right to state objectively that all I would proclaim
Is exactly what should be, and wouldn’t it be a shame
If Lilliputian intellects and putrid second-raters
Or lily-livered losers and unmanly imitators
Would dare to think that they possess grit and gut and gall
To interrupt my project for the benefit of all?
Undermined by cowards and their miniscule bereavements
Who could not comprehend the scope of my achievement
Like pesky little gnats, they hindered my attention
Allowing mediocrities to cancel my ascension
These trifling mental midgets who dared to halt my plans
Don’t deserve to share the planet with a real fighting man
They can analyze the metrics until the end of time
And never comprehend the dimensions of their crime
When assessing this fiasco, please do not involve me
For I have every confidence that history will absolve me
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: a face devoid of love or grace, arrogance, egomania, Emily Dickinson, Poetry, power
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October 15, 2011
The Road
road runs uphill
every day
you go out there
every day
logging miles to earn your meals
road runs uphill
every day
if you don’t struggle
every day
you’re probably spinning wheels
road runs uphill
every day
a tilted treadmill
all the way
washing clothes and scraping grills
road runs uphill
every day
and if you stop
to look away
you might end up taking a spill
road runs uphill
every day
so dance your song
all the way
and get your fill before you pay the bill
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: Christina Rossetti, country music, Country Music Lyrics, Dosseman, hills, lyrics, perserverance, roads, uphill
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October 8, 2011
The Easy Way
My friend Sal looks really great
From fifteen years of lifting weight
I got buff the easy way
Photoshop in just one day
Credit cards are awfully nice
Until you have to pay the price
One day they hauled my stuff away
For buying things the easy way
My septic tank began to spew
I fixed it with some super glue
Then it burst one smelly day
The perils of the easy way
When it got too trashed for play
I packed up and moved away
Ain’t it always like I say?
Why not try the easy way?
Manual labor is awfully hard
And why should I clean my new yard?
Why not try the easy way?
And burn my troubles all away
Things don’t always go as planned
That little fire got out of hand
The fire chief hauled me away
For doing things the easy way
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: Children's Literature, children’s poetry, comedy, don't burn trash, Humor, humorous poetry, kids, Poetry, septic tanks, the easy way
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October 1, 2011
sports shorts
Serve and volley and attack
Whack that ball, I’ll whack it back
I’m about to bust my spleen
The score is only Love-fifteen
My ball’s brown and your ball’s green
Whydya’ hafta’ be so mean?
You just knocked my ball away
Nice guys just shouldn’t play croquet
Run and run and kick the ball
Run some more and take a fall
They kick your knees, they kick your shin
You still go out and run again
Spin and aim and throw and grunt
Putting shot is quite a stunt
But when the shot put’s in the air
Folks around had best beware
Red lines, blue lines guys with sticks
And pucks that feel as hard as bricks
But I can barely tie my skates
A hockey star won’t be my fate
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: children's poetry, Children's Literature, comedy, croquet, frustration. tether-ball, futbol, hockey, Humor, humorous poetry, kids, Poetry, shot put, soccer, Sports, tennis
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September 24, 2011
Exceptionalism
Time for you to move
We vanquish all we see
It’s written and it’s manifest
None thwart our destiny
Only fools oppose us
We’ll squash you all like bugs
Those who won’t stand with us
Are the real thugs
Our creed is tried and tested
Our cause is pure and just
We aren’t doing what we should
We do the things we must
We never say we’re sorry
That would make us weak
We know that God is with us
Mighty Glory we shall seek
We’re right because we’re righteous
That makes us good and true
We needn’t bother listening
To anyone like you
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: American Exceptionalism, arrogance, exceptionalism, humility, patriotism, Poetry, War
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