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I’ll tell you what’s wrong with your girlfriend

June 17, 2016

wwJEALOUS

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with your girlfriend
I do it because I’m your friend
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with your girlfriend
I won’t stop till you comprehend

She’s snooty and snotty
And hurtful and mean
She’s hateful and haughty
And gross and obscene

She’s pompous pretentious
And full of manure
A definite menace
She smells like a sewer

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with your girlfriend
To help you is all I intend
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with your girlfriend
You’ll see that I’m right in the end

Her charm is a lie
She’s not all she seems
I look in her eyes
And I see all my dreams

She’s sexy and graceful
And lovely and free
Why’d she pick you when
She could’ve had me?

by Richard W. Bray