All the other pundits say we have to be strong So I’d look pretty stupid if I didn’t go along Pundits work for think tanks so we know a lot of things Strength means dropping cluster bombs on helpless human beings
All the other pundits say America must lead It isn’t our concern if millions have to bleed Our enemies respect us when we’re muscular and bold Our paymasters reward us based upon munitions sold
All the other pundits say we must support our friends Don’t obsess on means if you can justify the ends Friends can chop some heads if they possess a lot of oil Friends with good locations set their enemies to boil
All the other pundits say we must pay any price And pundits live in neighborhoods and houses that are nice Pundits tell you simple folk what is wrong and right Pundits think that wars are great for other folks to fight
I love the working man
And I’d walk your picket line
But my wingtips give me bunions
And my sneakers need a shine
And it’s so darn hot
When I’m out in the sunny
You know I feel your pain
But I love that dirtymoney
Free trade ain’t so free
When we ship your job away
But those fat cats with their wallets
Will remember me someday
Disappearin’ factory jobs
Ain’t no kind of funny
You know I feel your pain
But I love that dirtymoney
All my favorite people
Are really corporations
Corporations don’t get sick
Or ask me for vacations
Politicians crave cash
Like a bear loves him some honey
You know I feel your pain
But I need that dirtymoney