Got a new snork vorple
It's really kuper-kippy
It keeps me wipple-wapple
When the wunk is wappy-wippy
I don't like your gornpop
You're such a norky noobler
The mips are full of zanzi-plips
Don't jim-jomp on the goobler
When I was young, we porpled
We confoobled for a song
But now the nukstips borbalize
And snirkbob all day long
Don't call me a fubble flooper
Just cuz I'm purpipsy
The dinder dob is nabby dab
Someday you'll bloop the blipsy
by Richard W. Bray
Winkle and Wankle and Wunkle Got attacked by an angry old skunkle Wankle and Wunkle and Winkle We're quite overwhelmed by the stinkle Wunkle and Winkle and Wankle Took all of their change to the bankle Wankle and Winkle and Wunkle Bought a new house for their uncle Wunkle and Wankle and Winkle Have an auto that's purple and pinkle Winkle and Wunkle and Wankle Keep plenty of gas in the tankle Wankle and Winkle and Wunkle Dribble and pass and slam dunkle Wunkle and Wankle and Winkle Roller on skates at the rinkle Winkle and Wunkle and Wankle Often smell musty and dankle by Richard W. Bray
Wacky doodle doo I just lost my shoe Hopping off to school I never follow rules Hip hip Horatio I live in outer spacio Napping on the moon I'll visit Venus soon Sippy Ki-Yay My juice box is ok Free Fi Fo Fum He never bothered anyone I don't know the muffin man Too dense, too dry, and too much bran Get it off my table I'll have another bagel Roses are yellow Davey is mellow Violets are purple Tammy likes myrtle Big Bo Peep She don't need no sheep She's happy, smart, and rich And sweaters make her itch by Richard W. Bray
Beware the Wooky Wabble In the Torple Tapple Tree He vexonted Carroll Lewis And he almost blurbled me Beware the Wooky Wabble Deceptive in its art He looks just like a nuknak But he’s wipple wapple smart Beware the Wooky Wabble With his chriomatic forge He swings a brutesome blade Lacerating Gordon George Beware the Wooky Wabble He sporpled Miss D.H. She keeps on writing books But they’re only one page Beware the Wooky Wabble He bedeviled Milton John He behemothed Shelley Percy Till the raspity of dawn by Richard W. Bray
You don’t want to rock the boat
You always fall in line
It’s easy to fit in
When you never have a spine
I’ll keep being me
With my kooky company
The nerdy misfit freakshow
And our crazy crackpot crew
The weirdo wacko zany ones
Just doing what we do
Do what other people do
Affirming the consensus
Eliminate what makes you true
Until you lose your senses
I’ll keep being me
With my kooky company
The nerdy misfit freakshow
And our crazy crackpot crew
The weirdo wacko zany ones
Just doing what we do
By Richard W. Bray
Rumble dumble day
Go outside and play
The sun is shining bright
Bask in your delight
Wimble wamble wee
Investigate a tree
Run around till dark
Explore your local park
Dimble damble door
Open up your pores
Listen to the world
It sings to boys and girls
By Richard W. Bray
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