I didn’t mean it as an insult
When I asked who cuts your hair
I think your hair is perfect
If that’s the style you’re gonna wear
I didn’t mean it as an insult
When I said your kids were foolish
It’s costing me a fortune
That my offspring are so schoolish
I didn’t mean it as an insult
When I asked about your age
Experience breeds wisdom
So you must be sage
I didn’t mean it as an insult
When I called your car a clunker
I’d save a lot of cash
If I got myself a junker
I didn’t mean it as an insult
When I said your house was small
I think it’s rather cozy
I should get one for my doll
It’s really not my problem
If you’re quick to take offense
You might be neurotic
Or maybe you’re just dense
by Richard W. Bray
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