Posts Tagged ‘schmoozers’

Schmooze Button

March 27, 2014

Incredible-Schmooze

I’ll be friendly
I’ll be flirty
I’ll make manager
By thirty

I turn it off
I turn it on
I’m your friend
Until you’re gone

Talk all about
The kids and wife
I’ll say you have
An awesome life

I turn it off
I turn it on
I’m your friend
Until you’re gone

I’m here all night
This round’s on me
With all my fake
Sincerity

I turn it off
I turn it on
I’m your friend
Until you’re gone

You’re not my pal
You ain’t my friend
You’re just the
Means to an end

I turn it off
I turn it on
I’m your friend
Until you’re gone

by Richard W. Bray