Posts Tagged ‘passive aggressive’

Passy Aggressiva

February 27, 2016

wwwwwpassi

Did I forget to tell you
That your boss left a note?
“Come to work or you’re fired”
Is all she wrote

I made you egg salad
Was it such a fiasco?
There wasn’t any mayo
So I just used Tabasco

Glad to hear you’re dating
We were so distressed
So you like the other gender
Whoda’ ever guessed?

Everyone agrees
He’s the best you’ll ever do
But we can’t figure out
What he sees in you

So I forgot to feed your pets
Don’t be such a bore
You need to check your values
You can always get some more

Lighten up as little
And give me a break
You’re so uptight
Like you never make mistakes

by Richard W. Bray