Did I forget to tell you
That your boss left a note?
“Come to work or you’re fired”
Is all she wrote
I made you egg salad
Was it such a fiasco?
There wasn’t any mayo
So I just used Tabasco
Glad to hear you’re dating
We were so distressed
So you like the other gender
Whoda’ ever guessed?
Everyone agrees
He’s the best you’ll ever do
But we can’t figure out
What he sees in you
So I forgot to feed your pets
Don’t be such a bore
You need to check your values
You can always get some more
Lighten up as little
And give me a break
You’re so uptight
Like you never make mistakes
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: passive aggressive, Poetry
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