Archive for March, 2024

impossible to shake

March 29, 2024

I told you I was poor
But you don't want my money
I told you I'm a maniac
You said I'm really funny

I told I was old
You said you think I'm wise
I told I was ugly
You said you like my eyes

I told you I was boring
You said boring's underrated
I told you I was crazy
You said I'm complicated

My jalopy broke down
You said we could bike it
I told you I'm a pervert
You said that's how you like it

I told you I was dumber
Than a box full of wood
You said that deep inside
You know I'm really good

I try to scare you off
Cuz I'm fragile and I break
I could never handle
Another heartache
Nothing seems to work
You're impossible to shake


by Richard W. Bray




such an ordinary guy

March 9, 2024


Like a princess and a peon
Like a duchess and a pawn
They all look at me and you
They don't know what's going on

Like an ocean and puddle
Like a mountain and a hill
Everybody sees the difference
And their angry hearts get ill

Nobody understands
No one else could ever see
What you ever found attractive
In lowly lonesome little me

If you wanna spend your time
With such an ordinary guy

Fortune smiled in my direction
Don't make no sense to wonder why

by Richard W. Bray

Marketing 101 — Why Do We Do the Things We Do?

March 2, 2024

The trouble with market research is that people don’t think what they feel, they don’t say what they think, and they don’t do what they say.
David Oglivy. (1)

According to Richard Shotton, when it comes to making buying decisions, “people often don’t know their genuine motivations.” (2) Shotton describes an experiment conducteded by Adrian North at Leicester University where a supermarket alternated the music they played in their wine aisle. 

When they played German oompah music, 73 percent of the wine they sold was from Germany, and when they played French accordion music, 77 percent of the wine they sold was from France. But 86 percent of wine shoppers claimed that the music had no impact on their decision.

In his book Everybody Lies, researcher Seth Stephens-Davidowitz offers page after page of examples of people saying they want one thing when they really want something else. For example, when Netflix started streaming, they asked people what kind of movies they wanted to watch, and customers would “fill the queue with aspirational, highbrow films, such as black-and-white World War II documentaries or serious foreign films.” 

But it turns out Netflix customers overwhelmingly preferred to watch “lowbrow comedies or romance films.” Stephens-Davidowitz concludes that “People were consistently lying to themselves.”

Human motivation is one of the great mysteries of life, and people are frequently mystified by their own actions. To make sense out of our wacky lives, people just make things up. As social scientist Jonathan Haidt wryly observes: “The conscious mind thinks it’s the oval office, when in reality it’s the press office.” (3)

So What’s a Marketer to Do? 

Research. Research. And more research is the best way to comprehend human motivation. But instead of asking people what they would do in a given situation, you must observe and record their actual behavior. Here are some of the fascinating things researchers have discovered about our species:

  • People are more likely to use a cake mix when they have to add water and an egg instead of just adding water. (4)
  • People are more likely to donate to a cancer charity after you make them wear a Cancer Awareness button for a week. (5)
  • People are more likely to eat ice cream when they’re at the beach, at the movies, or on vacation. (6)
  • “Chilean sea bass” sounds a lot more appetizing than “Patagonian toothfish.” (7)
  • People are much more likely to respond to your emails if you address them as an Influential Trendsetter. (8)
  • Briefly holding a warm beverage in their hands causes people to rate strangers as being more generous and friendly. (9)
  • Evolution has designed humans to crave novelty. (10) Lester Wunderman tells us that NEW is the second most powerful word in advertising, right after FREE. (11)

Maybe I’ll expound on some of these topics in future blog posts if I get a chance. Or maybe I won’t. One of the first rules of advertising is Don’t Overpromise.

by Richard W. Bray

  1. The Dark Art by Rory Sutherland
  2. The Choice Factory by Richard Shotton
  3. The Dark Art by Rory Sutherland
  4. The Illusion of Choice by Richard Shotton 
  5. Using Behavioral Science in Marketing by Nancy Harhut
  6. How Brands Grow by Byron Sharp
  7. The Dark Art by Rory Sutherland
  8. Using Behavioral Science in Marketing by Nancy Harhut
  9. Blindsight by Matt Johnson
  10. Using Behavioral Science in Marketing by Nancy Harhut
  11. Being Direct by Lester Wunderman