I’ve been seeing my psychiatrist
For thirty-seven years
We've almost cleaned up
The mess between my ears
I'm passive-aggressive
With an abnormal brain
I got second opinion
And it turns out I'm insane
I'm neurotic and psychotic
With an overactive id
I've got as much self-control
As a four-year-old kid
I'm masochistic, melancholic
And I can't match my sox
I spend my free time
Inside Skinner's Box
I'm egocentric, schizophrenic
And crazy till the end
I'm on every single page
Of the DSM
My personality disorder
Is self-actualized
And my alter ego
Is just one of the guys
My inner child's an old soul
But I'm still Jung at heart
Regression and depression
Haven't stilled my manic heart
by Richard W. Bray
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