You've been acting pretty odd
Just like a stupid needy Nimrod
Frustrating friends and your relations
With all your crazy expectations
I can’t paddle your canoe,
Wipe your nose and tie your shoe
Frustrating friends and your relations
With all your crazy expectations
You whine and then you whinny
Like you’re a goofy little ninny
Frustrating friends and your relations
With all your crazy expectations
Always jumping to conclusions
To support your lame delusions
Frustrating friends and your relations
With all your crazy expectations
Thinking truth is what you feel
Take a look at life for real
Frustrating friends and your relations
With all your crazy expectations
by Richard W. Bray