You're a horrible person
And a deadbeat pop
You wouldn't bail me out
When I ran over that cop
You bought me diamonds and furs
And Lamborghinis
But you won't bribe the judge
You're such a grumpy old meanie
I'm headed for the slammer
It's not very funny
You ruined my life
Send money
On my seventh birthday
I got five hundred dolls
I called you a monster
Cuz I wanted them all
I stomp and I scream
When I don't get my way
Everything's your fault
I'm gonna make you pay
Don't apologize
And don't call me Honey
You ruined my life
Send money
My credit cards are maxed
I can't pay my bills
Who's gonna cover
My parties and pills?
You're a horrible ogre
And a stupid jerk
You said it's time to grow up
Like you expect me to work
You should support my dreams
Come rainy skies or sunny
You ruined my life
Send money
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: country music, Country Music Lyrics, Humor, losers, lyrics, spoiled brat