My bite is deadly
And my bark is ferocious
I screamed at a guy
And it gave him psychosis
I warm my hands in a toaster
I shave with broken glass
I eat railspikes for breakfast
And shoot nails out my ass
King Kong and Godzilla
Ain't got nothing on me
I'll climb any building
I jump across the sea
I'm the king of beasts
I ain't easy to scare
I'm tackling rhinos
And wrestling bears
You think I'm a softie
Well, it could be true
I’m helpless little kitten
But only for you
I'm totally harmless
With you on my knee
I'm a big ole teddy bear
Who wouldn't hurt a flea
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: A Curious Kitten, country music, Country Music Lyrics, Dimitri Houtteman, Godzilla, King Kong, love songs, lyrics
