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The fish wasn't fresh
The server was late
The "hand squeezed juice"
Was frozen concentrate

The peas were canned 
It was domestic cheese
The Chardonnay was warm
And they didn’t let it breathe

I’m such a good person. Can’t you see?
The world depends on people like me
To maintain decorum and decency

The movie was dreadful
The plot was stale
The acting was wooden
An absolute fail

The mountains were awful
The snow was cold
It smelled like pine 
The rocks were old

I’m such a good person. Can’t you see?
The world depends on people like me
To maintain decorum and decency

The novel was stuffy
A disgrace to the arts
The story was filled
With boring parts

What a hideous house
And don't call me a hater
Somebody oughta kill
The decorator

I’m such a good person. Can’t you see?
The world depends on people like me
To maintain decorum and decency

by Richard W. Bray

Tags: Humor, humorous poetry, Poetry

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