Stoners are stupid
They can’t find their keys
Dropping cold cash
To make their synapses freeze
Stoners are stupid
Think they’re keeping it real
Spinning round their brains
Like a hamster in a wheel
Stoners are stupid
They wake and they bake
Losing half the day
Till there’s another toke to take
Stoners are stupid
Thinking squares are just haters
Crawl into a haze
Then it’s twenty years later
Stoners are stupid
Getting dumber every day
The older they get
The more their brains melt away
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: country music, Country Music Lyrics, lyrics, stoners, Substance Abuse