Stoners are Stupid


Stoners are stupid
They can’t find their keys
Dropping cold cash
To make their synapses freeze

Stoners are stupid
Think they’re keeping it real
Spinning round their brains
Like a hamster in a wheel

Stoners are stupid

They wake and they bake
Losing half the day
Till there’s another toke to take

Stoners are stupid
Thinking squares are just haters
Crawl into a haze
Then it’s twenty years later

Stoners are stupid
Getting dumber every day
The older they get
The more their brains melt away

by Richard W. Bray

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