She was sultry, she was fine
But that vixen wasn’t mine
When her boyfriend busted in
He was angrier than sin
He teaches Tae kwon do
I’m in a cast from head to toe
My hunger
Trumped my fear
That’s why you’ll
Find me here
I tried to drive my car
After hitting sixteen bars
That kindly EMT
Asked me if I saw the tree
It’s a wonder I ain’t dead
But I’m handcuffed to my bed
My hunger
Trumped my fear
That’s why you’ll
Find me here
I can never get enough
I want everybody’s stuff
I know every single trick
I sneak right in and grab it quick
I tried it one too many times
Now I’m in Chino doing time
My hunger
Trumped my fear
That’s why you’ll
Find me here
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: country music, Country Music Lyrics, Humor, lyrics
