Life is out to get her
It happens all the time
It can never be misfortune
It has to be a crime
Never try to tell her
That pain is all around
Her suffering is special
She wears it like a crown
Everything is tragic
For Valerie Victeema
She had a bad day
It was worse than Hiroshima
The trouble she’s seen
Everyone must know
She’s fishing for some pity
Everywhere she goes
Cry, complain and whimper
Grumble, bitch and groan
Valerie’s existence
Is a never-ending moan
Everything is tragic
For Valerie Victeema
When her toilet overflowed
She reported it to FEMA
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: Humor, humorous poetry, Poetry, Valerie Victeema, victims