Thea Saurus read her first book
When she was only two
Then she perused Ivanhoe
And the Magna Carta, too
She scanned The Life of Johnson
It took about an hour
She finished reading War and Peace
While she took a shower
By the tender age of three,
Miss Saurus earned her PhD
Ontological semiotics is
Her spesh-ee-al-i-TEA
At four she’s Chair of English
At an Ivy college
None question her credentials,
So dazzled by her knowledge
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: Dr. Samuel Johnson, Humor, humorous poetry, Ivanhoe, Leo Tolstoy, literature, ontology, Poetry, postmodernism, Samuel Johnson, semiotics, Sir Walter Scott, The Life of Johnson, the Magna Carta, War and Peace
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