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Muy Muy Macho

Muy Muy Macho

I’m muy muy macho
You don’t wanna mess with me
I ain’t lost a donnybrook
Since Nineteen Eighty-Three

I shave with a machete
I eat razor blades for snacks
For fun I take my clothes off
And roll around in tacks

I’m muy muy macho
I never shed a tear
I swallow all my problems
And wash them down with beer

I floss my teeth with barbed wire
I wash with Brillo pads
Got a PhD in danger
And I wrote the Book of Bad

I’m muy muy macho
Don’t got no time for friends
And if you try to touch me
There’s a chance your life will end

Richard W. Bray

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