Not Amused
Was not amused when you used
My shirt to wash your car
You left it thrashed, torn and trashed
An ugly ball of tar
Wasn’t pleased when you seized
My favorite possessions
I can’t believe the way you thieve
You need sophistication lessons
I’m not impressed how you guessed
And opened up my locker
You took the shorts I wear for sports
So I could not play soccer
I’m glad to say you soon will pay
It fills me with elation
I booked you a season with the French Foreign Legion
You really needed a vacation
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: Children's Literature, children's poetry, French foreign legion, Humor, humorous poetry, Poetry, practical jokes, revenge