Status Update
My sister met
A man online
Who showed up at her place
With choc-o-lates and roses
And my boyfriend’s face
Status update:
You’re deleted
I scrubbed my profile clean
You’re a liar and a cheater
And a lousy human being
Block all further access
Gonna find
Somebody new
A guy who ain’t too flirty
Don’t need no skeevy dog like you
I left him for
Five minutes
Alone with my best friend
He asked her for her number
And a hundred bucks to spend
Status update:
You’re deleted
I scrubbed my profile clean
You’re a liar and a cheater
And a lousy human being
Block all further Access
Gonna find
Somebody new
A guy who ain’t too flirty
Don’t need no skeevy dog like you
I hear his phones
‘Aringing when he’s
On the other line
Who are all these women
Calling all the time?
Status update:
You’re deleted
I scrubbed my profile clean
You’re a liar and a cheater
And a lousy human being
Block all further Access
Gonna find
Somebody new
A guy who ain’t too flirty
Don’t need no skeevy dog like you
I’m so sad
And lonesome
What’s a girl to do?
I just need a decent guy
Who’s rich and tall and handsome too
Status update:
You’re deleted
I scrubbed my profile clean
You’re a liar and a cheater
And a lousy human being
Block all further access
Gonna find
Somebody new
A guy who ain’t too flirty
Don’t need no skeevy dog like you
by Richard W. Bray
Tags: breakups, cheaters, country music, Country Music Lyrics, lyrics, skeevy dogs
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