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Let Your Garden Grow

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Although it’s now the fashion for girls to shave down there
I’m pleading that you don’t remove that lovely patch of hair
Such cruel extirpation abuses all who care
For that glorious triangle beneath your underwear

Let your garden grow, sister, let your garden grow
Keep your forest natural; neither prune nor mow
Let your garden grow, sister, let your garden grow
Don’t shear off nature’s bounty, the flora down below

The benefits of bushes are aesthetic and tactile
And it’s also more hygienic to have a healthy pile
Of furry insulation and any normal guy’ll
Choose the feral beaver: hairy, happy, wild

Let your garden grow, sister, let your garden grow
Keep your forest natural; neither prune nor mow
Let your garden grow, sister, let your garden grow
Don’t shear off nature’s bounty, the flora down below

Originally I reckoned this was just a silly fad
How could anything Brazilian turn out to be so bad?
And how can I convince you that I’m not the only lad
Who prefers to see a female shaggy when unclad?

Let your garden grow, sister, let your garden grow
Keep your forest natural; neither prune nor mow
Let your garden grow, sister, let your garden grow
Don’t shear off nature’s bounty, the flora down below

by Richard W. Bray

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2 Responses to “Let Your Garden Grow”

  1. kneejerk radical Says:
    August 23, 2009 at 1:10 am

    This is great. Where has he been all this time?

  2. HunterD Says:
    August 24, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    Though I manage rhyme this is merely simple prose
    nary a man remain who fancy girls that let it grow
    Let’s get real old school. The last time bush was in style, bush was in office. (no, not that one). What was once all the rave, ‘au naturale’ is now relegated to a niched genre of fetish video which can be found at your local adult bookstore. You’ll find “Jungle Bush 5” right past the MILF section and just before BDSM. if you begin to notice all the movie covers feature chicks with dicks you’ve wandered way too far and should seek the nearest exit immediately. This is a world where a nicely cropped landing strip is too hairy for some. Moral of the story: Women’s pelvic areas are like the presidency- the less bush the better…unless your name is Ron Jeremy and the year is 1986.

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