Homophobic Nuggets

The Bible’s my instruction book
Cuz I don’t wanna be forsook
I try to keep my marriage strong
Cuz Jesus said divorce is wrong
But He didn’t say nothing bout no queers
I love them wholesome chikin balls
So tasty they don’t need no sauce
They may clog my arteries
And maybe they cause heart disease
But I don’t expect to live nine hundred years

Do as the Good Book says we should:
Yes: shellfish bad and slavery good
But in the Song of Solomon
Relations between gals and men
Ain’t suitable Christian families
Complexity makes my brain hurt
Ash to ash and dust to dirt
So unless it’s Sunday night
All heretics and sodomites
Are free to eat at any place they please

by Richard W. Bray

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